Claire Hummel (shoomlah) wrote,
Claire Hummel
shoomlah

Okay- after watching Kids in the Hall and setting TiVo to record Lilo & Stitch, I was on a sort of Kevin McDonald/Pleakley high and decided to go check out some crap Jumba/Pleakley Fanfiction.

Bad choice, yes, I know.

Nevertheless, the fanfiction archives are chock-full of badly written goodness for the literati among us to enjoy, so I went anyway. Hilarity ensues!

'After half a decade 5-5-5 has been realist.'
Mind you folks, that word's meant to be 'released,' not 'realized'... it makes it all the more pathetic.

'I WAS ORIGANALLY PLANING A 'SEQUEL' TO THIS, WHERE 5-5-2 WAS ACTUALLY POSSESSED BE SATIN.'
Damned fabrics.

'When Lilo has to go to "Friendship Camp" to learn to be nicer Stitch starts to get lonely so Stitch decides to beg Jumba to make another experiment like him but what will he name his experiment?'
God forbid he name it (gasp!) 627!! Woo, I love crappy plot summaries.

'A replacement is needed for Jumba Jookiba, Lead scientist - and one comes. Her name is Lolei, talanted, attracts men, daring, a tomboy. But something is going on that Gantu doesn't know about. Will she be able to keep her job? And will she marry Quein?'
I'm... I'm not a Mary Sue. I'm not! I swear!

'This is the story of Stitch’s encounter with Legolas, when he was somehow transported to middle earth whilst walking along a path in Hawaii for some reason.'
Arguably one of the best ideas for a crossover EVAR.

'...he was wearing green and had a bow and many quivers.'
'Many quivers' would really be a burden.

' "My quarry is getting away, I must hasten, but you spoke of someone called Lilo, you say she has been captured by the Orcs, if this is so, will you not join me in my chase?" '
You know, I don't believe in the finality of periods either. Ah, what the hell- I'm just linking straight to this pile of sheer brilliance.

'Sequel to, "Jumba and Nani," Nani finds out that she's pregnant but, who's the father;Jumba or David!'
Eeeeww...
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