Claire Hummel (shoomlah) wrote,
Claire Hummel
shoomlah

Jesus Christ in Legal Battle to Get License

I'm quite positive that the only reason why CNN.com is reporting on this is because they get a kick out of saying such novel lines as "described by his attorney as a white-haired businessman in his mid-50s, Christ is moving to West Virginia to enjoy a slower lifestyle," and "'Christ is not speaking to the press at this time.'"

How marvelously silly!
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