Buzz and Crack-Eyed Woody want to take us on an INTERGALACTIC TOUR of the latest off-model crap in the Disney Store. Care to join us?
Jasmine's here to greet you, looking not at all as if she's been out in the sun for a week and had her eyes painted onto her cheeks! NOT AT ALL.
Genie is excited to see you.
Jasmine and Aladdin have since been placed into tiny, plastic coffins, but they seem pretty nonplussed- let's leave them be.
OHHHH can't leave with out Jessie's GOODBYE HUG, PARDNER
OHOHOHOH now wasn't that fun? I know I can't wait to purchase more of their fine merchandise.