Guys, how was I unaware that Cassandra Claire Clare of HP fanfiction fame was now a Big Name Author? I just got a flyer from Borders recounting how Stephanie Meyer counts herself as one of Claire's "biggest fans." Of course she does.
Cassandra Clare shot canon!Draco in the foot back when I was in high school, which always ticked me off, but I can't deny that her LotR Very Secret Diaries were very close to my heart. WEIRD. Have not thought about this crap for ages.