December 5th, 2005

me :: lake mary

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I broke evilzug's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for m01ety (10 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I pulled jonathanzabel's hair (-5 points). In May I bought porn for heinrick (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-717 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
shoomlah

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I can't quite find the logic in why it's perfectly okay for me to buy Moi some porn, and yet I'm not allowed to do the same for Fahrmy. This is unjust. (-90 points) Wait, what? (-37 points) CRAP. (-2500 points)

*runs from Santa's voyeuristic gaze* (-42 points)

-C (-a gazillion points)