What he/she is...
Is your character the only one of his/her species in existance? (+2)
Because all of the others died tragically? (+5)
Because of unknown reasons? (+1)
Is he/she a fantasy creature that's familiar but rarely used as an avatar (hippogriff, satyr, cockatrice)? (-2)
Nope- (s)he's (gasp!) hyooman.
Is he/she a normal, real world animal, excluding wolf? (-1)
I suppose, yes- humans are normal. -1.
Is your character described as beautiful? (+1)
"Unusually" or "astonishingly" beautiful? (+2)
Are his/her optics an unusual color? (+1)
I like my eyes, sure, but they're just blue gray.
Do they change color according to his/her mood? (+1)
Ha, mood eyes! I want one of them on a ring...
Is he/she unusually petite or unusually large for her species? (+1)
Average and hippy.
Does he/she lack wings (ordinarily wingless creatures count!)? (-1)
Uh, yes. -2.
Is he/she wolf-sized or smaller? (-1)
Is he/she entirely black or white? (+1)
She is of white descent, yes, but the freckles really break up the scenery. [/sarcasm]
Shiny, metallic, iridescent, sparkly? (+1)
My blood tastes metally...
Does he/she have a prominent scar on her face? (+1)
Freckles are scars! But no.
Does his/her name contain any of the following:
Deliberately misspelled (Starr, Wynd, Klaw)? (+2)
Bite me, Mary Sues.
Two part name (first and last)? (+1)
Both parts composed entirely of words from the above? (+20)
Yes, yes, my character's named DarkMun HeartClaweWulvStrikeFLASHWing. Snow.
Made up fantasy name starting and ending in the letter a? (+1)
Claire? If by 'a' you mean c & e, and by fantasy you mean real, then yes.
Do you use this name for everything you do on the internet? (+5)
Unusually keen senses? (+1 for each)
Telepathy or empathy? (+1)
Okay, who doesn't have real empathy? Oh, wait... I don't.
Healing that works completely and perfectly regardless of the affliction in question? (+10)
If I had a beer for every time I saw that one- I'd have a lot of beer. For other people.
Control of the weather ofr natural environment? (+1)
Precognitive dreams or visions? (+1)
Dashiell does, but not Claire.
Is he/she a shapeshifter? (+1)
(S)he changes gender, sure, but I doubt that counts.
With more than two forms? (+2)
More than three? (+3)
Unlimited forms? (+10)
ALL of the above? (+100)
Dude, get over yourself.
What's he/she do?
Does he/she have a beautiful singing voice? (+1)
I can sing...
Is he/she royalty? (+1)
Is he/she the most powerful or high-ranking of her kind? (+3)
Is he/she the very best at what he/she does? (+3)
Goodness no, that makes a character borin- oh, right, Mary Sue quiz.
Is he/she a phenomenally skilled warrior? (+1)
I can shoot old fashion pistols. Badly. I just made that up.
With any weapon? (+1)
I'm good with a spork, yeah, but a katana? Whew.
With a Very Special weapon? (+2)
Very Special No.
Passed down to him/her by a dying family member or master? (+3)
Oh, that Very Special Weapon!
Is it magical? (+2)
Yer mom's magical.
Is it named? (+1)
Heh, I thought it said naked...
With one or more of the words from the list? (+10)
Does he/she have a perfectly normal history that you don?t get into? (-10)
I... Existed. Then I came to this island, meet a eunuch, the story starts, and cool stuff happens. -12, baby.
Have you written down the character?s history in story form? (+1)
I'm no Tolkein, no.
Was he/she captured and/or abused by humans? (+10)
No, but some of them want to be used by you.
Was he/she adopted? (+1)
Biological all the way.
Is he/she a human who was turned into her current form? (+1)
Yes, the terrifying human, turned into... A HUMAN!!! Teh rulest.
Is he/she a member of a rogue team that plays by its own rules? (+1)
Yes, we own the billiards tournaments by beating up on the other teams.
Is he/she the leader? (+1)
Yer mo- oh, I said that.
Do you secretly believe that someday you're going to transform into him/her? (+5)
I... Am... Her. So no.
Do you publicly believe that someday you're going to transform into him/her? (+10)
Bonus question: In making your character, did you borrow ANY idea, be it in name, terminology, world, physiology, or function, from Mercedes Lackey? (+20)
Who in the...?
0-5: Congratulations! You have created an original, believable, and interesting character!
6-10: Your Mary Sue tendencies are few and small enough that they probably don't matter much.
16-20: I'm sorry, dude, but you're pretty much a Mary Sue.
21-30: This is prominent enough that you might seriously want to consider making changes to your character so as not to annoy your neighbors.
30 or more: Please do not come near me.
Huzzah! -12, and feelin' fine...</lj-cut)