"On the other hand, the way that each of her friends has chosen a different member of the Fellowship to be their favorite so as not to overlap affections is somewhat mysterious to me, as well. It is as though we're dealing with a sort of Medieval Beatles, where each girl's romantic dreams can only exist in a world unsullied by the cruel mitigations exemplified by the Venn Diagram. There can be no sharing. Brenna's a Sam girl, Sarah's down with Frodo as I understand it, and of course Kate pines for Aragorn, son of Arathorn. He's into elves, I'm not sure how that's going to work out. At any rate, it would appear that Legolas is available. There may need to be some kind of Internet registry for fantasy hunks."
-Tycho, Penny Arcade