This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I broke evilzug's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for m01ety (10 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I pulled jonathanzabel's hair (-5 points). In May I bought porn for heinrick (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-717 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
I can't quite find the logic in why it's perfectly okay for me to buy Moi some porn, and yet I'm not allowed to do the same for Fahrmy. This is unjust. (-90 points) Wait, what? (-37 points) CRAP. (-2500 points)
*runs from Santa's voyeuristic gaze* (-42 points)
-C (-a gazillion points)